Arta seductiei - varianta geek
Daca Alex si Dece va explicau zilele trecute de ce e probabil ca un geek sa va fure prietena in 2008, iata si cateva replici din arsenalul cu care geeksii isi vrajesc viitoarele iubite:
- You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
- My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
- Wanna play with my Wii?
- MySpace or yours?
- Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
- By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
- Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Have you ever been deep-linked?
- Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
Intrebare pentru cititoare: care a fost cel mai traznit text cu care a incercat cineva sa va agate vreodata?
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HA HA HA, superb. Si ca sa fiu si un pic creativ, uite una proprie, desi prietena mea de la momentul respectiv m-a privit cu ochi mari, blonzi si nevinovati:
"Install me in your root directory, I may slow down your system, but at least I'm Virus-free"
Posted by
Ted |
February 12, 2008 10:49 PM
Misto rau. Mie ca sa ma vrajeasca unul mi-a spus ca seman cu Demi Moore. Auzi vrajeala la el! I-am spus ca ma simt mai tanara decat ea.
Posted by
Daniela |
February 12, 2008 11:00 PM
Sa fim seriosi... semi-geeks au potential mare, mai ales daca au bani, dar hardcore geeks don't get laid, e contra naturii.
Acuma in mod serios, am vazut un documentar despre programatorii de la netscape cand lucrau la prima ver. de mozilla... marea lor majoritate aveau casatorii distruse din cauza muncii lor.
Posted by
Jan |
February 13, 2008 2:06 AM